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Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen: Bought and paid for with a Texas hunting trip
Carl Hiaasen
We should all have an ex like this one
Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen: SeaWorld’s troubles increase as public learns about plight of orcas
Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen: Florida taxpayers about to be railroaded
Carl Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen: High turnout (wink, wink) could hurt Scott
Carl Hiaasen
Nude face-eating cannibal? Must be Miami
Carl Hiaasen
We should all have an ex like this one
Carl Hiaasen
If you think Jim Bakker has a coronavirus cure, I’ve got a bridge in . . . never mind | Opinion
Carl Hiaasen
Bernie’s a little weird. So is Florida. But they might not be a good match | Opinion
Carl Hiaasen
Stadium plan a 'bifurcated rip-off'
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